We made it up to the cashier at Aldi(no small feat-for whatever reason, Aldi customers are ruthless aggressors-generally speaking-it must be the quarter they pay to rent their grocery cart)and she said something so incredibly hilarious that I did a very loud HA HA HA thing not only because of what she said but that she said it out loud and she rewarded us with an instant sermonette.
"I don't let people steal my joy. I only get so much of it, and I'm not going to waste it on people who are miserable."
"Did you ever notice those people aren't happy until they take you down and then they walk away feeling good?"
"I try not to let that happen."
Aldi has really good dark chocolate called Moser Roth that comes in 5 little bars that you can break in half for those all-important daily medicinal anti-oxidental-oid purposes. Their dill havarti cheese makes cheap art openings sparkle and if you can find those black pepper/olive oil Triscuits of the gods? Like Kimberly, the happiest human we've laughed with lately, you too, will ruthlessly protect your joy as well.
PS: Never share your chocolate with your dog even if they pout.
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