My Kitchen

How to easily clean your microwave in 5 steps

1. Begin by being born in 1962*.

2. Be the owner of the dog that upon making a few major Sunday morning twirls throughout the dog park, decides to be the one who settles in the red mud of the ball field and teabag style, dips herself into a cool puddle on the way out the gate.

3. Upon arrival at home, note grey mud marks on wood floor and decide it's time for a dog bath. Once the tub is wrecked, break out a new container of Ajax. Note dirt on shower tile. Break out Tilex. Note and systematically improve condition of floor followed by toilet, sink, kitchen sink, stove, toaster and finally microwave by boiling a bowl of water for 2 minutes until the vapors loosen mystery goop.

4. Simply wipe with sponge

5. Allow to air dry.(Also works on the dog.)

*Substitutions permitted but results may vary.