Funny/Sick

Let us now discuss my gentle mother taking time out of her day trying to decipher exactly what the joke was in yesterdays post. It took us 3 back and forths. Myself-I think that is So Funny. Seriously. I'm sitting here like Santa ho ho ho-ing.

I'll try and explain it here. See, whenever I sweep the floor? If I rest the broom up against something even a little bit unstable like let's say for instance, the wall? Grantley is so outta there in a pre-Chicken Little/The Sky is Falling Sort of Way. She's scared of the broom falling on her. And so, every time I see her dash away in fear, I think, if I was going to break into someplace that had guard dogs? I'd just bring a broom. And maybe some hard salami.

Same thing vacuum cleaners. Dogs are frightened of them. So, I've always thought, the intelligent burglar would eschew an Uzi sub machine gun and push an ElectroLux.

Now, I saw this ad for the pet hair repellent dryer sheets (ironically as I was doing my actual laundry at the WLL) and I thought: Eureka! Yet another way to drive animals out of your path. (I know it's an exaggeration and I've told you 10 thousand times never to...heh heh heh.) So, then I thought, yeah, if the burglar wore a Bounce sheet around his face in place of the traditional black bandanna? Would the snarling Dobermans guarding the imaginary diamonds not be officially repelled(not to mention the lack of static and the April Fresh Scent)?

As they say in the art/humor business: It didn't read.Today I have for you a self portrait of my Mah. I am sure you can see the resemblance.